Tuesday, February 4, 2014

That one night with Craig Tucker (Crenny) Written By Me, Miranda Boyer

Kenny Laid in his bed all tired and worn out, did i mention hungry? all he had yesterday was one chip because he couldn’t afford anything. His family, the McCormicks were the poorest family in South Park. Kenny just wishes that one day his parents would stop fighting and actually get a job. Kenny, his brother Kevin,  and his little sister Karen were the only ones smart enough to figure out that their family was poor.
Kenny got up, got dressed and headed outside to the bus stop….but he was shocked by seeing Craig there; didn’t his friends hate Craig? He walked up to Craig and said “dude what the hell are you doing here?” Craig looked at him and smirked “couldn’t i just hang out with you guys without any particular reason?” He said so innocently but Kenny knew he was lying. Craig has been acting different lately, other then being a complete asshole, he was actually nice to Kenny’s friends. He was always nice to Kenny because they have a lot in common, both their parents abuse them, and somehow that brought them closer together as friends. “Did your parents hit you again Craig? is that why your here? Trying to avoid them?” Kenny asked in a questioning, i think i know what happened tone. “No asshat i just wanted to hang out with you, is that a crime?” Craig responded, sounding like his old self again.
After running into Craig, Kenny entered school expecting nothing out of the ordinary…..he was wrong; out of the blue Craig ran up and jumped on Kenny’s back and gave him a wet willy. Kenny bucked Craig off and punched him in the face, “what the hell man!” Kenny screeched. “It was just a wet willy, don’t be a pussy Kenny” Craig replied. Kenny rolled his eyes and then smirked……he knew something that he can use to get Craig back. You see 3 weeks ago on a friday night, Kenny and Craig had sex….now in the process Craig said he loved Kenny……now Kenny didn’t believe Craig at first, but 5 minutes after they were done fooling around…Craig said that he loved Kenny….and that he meant it. Kenny on the other hand was shocked because secretly Kenny loved Craig back but did not want to admit it. So Kenny told Craig that it’s best if he would leave, Craig was upset and mad so he left. They both did not talk about that inncident since. “hey Craig” Kenny said in an innocent tone. “yeah?” Craig said in a confused tone. “Remember three weeks ago…on a Friday night” Kenny smirked. “Dude shut up” Craig blushed. “Well, ok just saying i love you back” after that remark, Kenny walked away. Craig was shocked, surprised, and overwhelmed, he went and grabbed Kenny’s arm and put his lips onto the blonde’s lips and then parted saying “good because i love you to” Craig said sweetly. “I know” Kenny said smiling.
After that day at school, Kenny and Craig dated. Kenny McCormick never spoke of what happened that one Friday night with Craig Tucker.

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